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On the whole, Wizard magazine is awful, but I used to occasionally enjoy their casting column. So I’m going to steal it and tie it into QAGS via the WWPHITM? (Who Would Play Him/Her In The Movie?) Word.
The Reporter
Ben Foster 
as
Spider Jerusalem
The Filthy Assistants
Rebecca Romijn
as
Channon Yarrow
Christina Ricci
as
Yelena Rossini
The Editor
Judd Nelson
as
Mitchell Royce
The Opposition
Dax Shepard
as
Fred Christ
Frank Langella
as
The Beast
Clancy Brown
as
The Smiler
