Dumb Table: Cabin in the Woods Whiteboard Monsters
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Dumb Table: Random Mash-Ups
It’s Dumb Table kind of week, so here’s a (not-quite) double sized table of random mash-up game ideas. Just roll 2d20-1 for a random game to run. Smokey and the Time Bandits Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Towers The Serpent and the Rainbow Connection The People Under the Stairs Vs. Larry Flynt Hudson Hawk the…
Dumb Tables: James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Time Machine
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Dumb Tables: The Absurd Plot Generator
It’s a Dumb Table kind of week. I might convert this to a script at some point, but for the time being I’m going to do it the old-fashioned way. Just follow along and roll on each table to generate your plot. Figuring out what the elements mean is your problem. Facebook Twitter Reddit Tumblr…
Dumb Tables: B.A.D.A.S.S.
In every con game, there’s at least one guy who wants to play the badass action hero who spouts one-liners and plays by his own rules. Sometimes there’s more than one. At some point, we were talking about this and decided we should run a game where everyone was the badass action hero who spouts…
Random Nation Builder
I wrote a script to generate a group of traits that give you a good starting point for a nation, tribe, culture, planet, or whatever. I’d planned to clean up the lists it grabs from and provide a little commentary here, but my day started with waking up late and went downhill from there, so…
Dumb Tables: Random Five-Man Band One-Shot
This set of dumb tables lets you create a random one-shot game using characters from pop culture. It’s sort of like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, only with much dumber source material (we call the 80s TV version we run at cons “The League of Kick-Ass Dudes”). For these tables, I’m going to use the…
Patron Exclusive: Good Names For A Rock Band
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Dumb Table, P.I.
Here are five dumb tables for Private Detectives. What Did He Fail At? Nobody’s a private detective because they grew up dreaming of one day being a private detective. They all started out somewhere else, screwed it up, and ended up doing this. Most P.I.’s are former cops or spies or soldiers, but there are…
Random Conspiracy Generator
I haven’t created a new random thing generator since Christmas, so this week instead of a blog, you get a web script: The Random Conspiracy Generator! Just click the link and you’ll get 10 nutty conspiracies ranging from the almost believable to the completely batfuck. Don’t like them? Click the button at the bottom of…