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It’s a Dumb Table kind of week. I might convert this to a script at some point, but for the time being I’m going to do it the old-fashioned way. Just follow along and roll on each table to generate your plot. Figuring out what the elements mean is your problem.
The PCs find themselves traveling through…
- An alternate dimension with no shrimp
- Possum Trot, Kentucky
- Frostbite Falls, Minnesota
- Welldigger’s Ass, Alaska
- Buzzard’s Breath, New Mexico
- Tinker’s Dam, California
- Indianapolis, Indiana
- Junction City, Kansas
- The sub-basement of One Hex Tower
- Tool Town Federal Corrections Facility (Montana)
- Radical City, Kansas
- Caledonia, Massachusetts
- Harm’s Way, Louisiana
- Ultra City, Minnesota
- Collinsville, Illinois
- Boone County, West Virginia
- The steam tunnels below Michigan State University
- Angler’s Taint, Oregon
- Sprooge’s Pikertat, Middle Dakota
- An alternate dimension where everything is shrimp
Where they encounter…
- The Ancient and Honorable Order of Pricks
- The KISS Foreign Legion
- The Tony Danza Fan Club
- The First Reformed Church of Priapus Ascending
- The Dracula Initiative
- Lyle Lovett and His Large Band
- The Wombat Brotherhood
- Acolytes of Leviathan
- The Circus of Set
- Discordians
- Nihilists
- Evil Elvis Impersonators
- The League of Alphabetical Madmen
- The Jack Parsons Project
- Satan’s Haberdashers
- Zombie Reagan Cultists
- The Senate Select Committee on Fancy Dinner Parties
- The Salvador Dali Died For You Society
- Abstract Expressionist Peloponnesian War Reenactors
- The Occult Disciples of E. Gary Gygax, Super-Wizard
Who are trying to…
- Summon a powerful extra-dimensional entity using…
- Hold the world hostage with…
- Defeat Kevin Bacon using…
- Open a gate to the underworld with…
- Obtain phenomenal cosmic power through…
- Build a Tantric super computer using…
- Control time and space with…
- Enslave the human race with…
- Build a working faster than light engine that utilizes…
- Achieve immortality through the power of…
- Destroy the world with…
- Determine the location of…
- Harness the power of…
- Kidnap The Devil by luring him to this dimension with…
- Finally blow up the moon as soon as they obtain…
- Create a pocket dimension with the power of…
- Immanentize the eschaton with…
- Resurrect Richard Nixon with a ritual involving…
- SHOW THEM ALL once they’ve obtained…
- Summon Godzilla with…
- ALF Pogs
- Richard M. Nixon’s bowling shoes
- Hidden knowledge revealed through deciphering hidden messages coded into episodes of Mama’s Family
- Bigfoot’s spleen
- Jim Garrison’s secret files
- The unabridged original manuscript of Naked Lunch
- The Roswell spacecraft
- A series of Fortean-themed paintings by George W. Bush
- David Lynch’s dream journal
- Hitler’s brain
- Mel Blanc’s voice
- A bag of magic beans
- The magic bullet
- The occult secrets of the Juggalos
- John Oates’ mustache
- Smurfs
- Journals detailing top-secret scientific experiments conducted by Stan Lee and Frank Zappa in the 1960s
- The Vatican Library’s secret collection of forbidden erotica
- Adam West’s Book of Shadows
- The power of cheese
