Tuesday Table: Halloween Edition

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Random Halloween Costumes

Not so much a costume as a bunch of random shit you’re not allowed to wear to work (for example, a star fleet uniform with fairy wings, a kilt, and vampire teeth)
Regular clothes passed off as a costume. (“I’m a homicidal maniac–they look just like everyone else.”)
A historical figure (Abraham Lincoln, Lizzie Borden, Cleopatra)
A character from a fairy tale (Goldilocks, The Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood)
A movie character (Machete, The Bride, John McClane)
A comic book character (Superman, Ambush Bug, Spider Jerusalem)
Costume based on a historical subculture/profession (Pirate, hobo, cowboy)
Costume based on a contemporary subculture/profession (Fireman, goth, celebutard)
A classic monster (Werewolf, vampire, ghost)
A character from science fiction/fantasy (Drizzt, a Klingon, Buffy)
Re-roll, but your costume is the sexy version.
A video game character (Mario, Jill Valentine, Qbert)
A literary character (Tom Sawyer, Jane Eyre, Curious George)
A period costume (Victorian gentleman, 80s dude, 50s schoolgirl)
A period costume for an imaginary time period (Steampunk, post-apocalypse, and pretty much anything that looks like a David Bowie hand-me-down)
A political figure (Barack Obama, Richard Nixon, Sarah Palin)
A mythological character (Thor, Jesus, Eris)
Something extremely uncomfortable/unwieldy (Mecha suit, anything with giant wings, binder full of women)
Something that’s been done to death (The Dude, Harley Quinn, Heath Leger Joker)
Some asshole with a horse head.

Random Tricks

Random Treats

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