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This weeks’ table is by QAGS co-creator Leighton Connor (who also wrote GILGAMESH! and Laser Ponies and co-authored Leopard Women of Venus). You can use this one whenever your mad scientist or engineer character needs to sound like he’s doing something complicated. But before we get to the table, we should mention that Hex Games has just released the Book of Dumb Tables 2, which features over 60 dumb tables you can use in your game!
Roll once on each table to generate a sentence of the form “We’ve got to (verb) the (adjective) (noun)!”
Verb
1. Reverse
2. Invert
3. Modify
4. Transmogrify
5. Mitigate
6. Transform
7. Manipulate
8. Negate
9. Amplify
10. Counteract
11. Nullify
12. Cancel
13. Transverse
14. Reconstruct
15. Deconstruct
16. Reset
17. Imbed
18. Transmit
19. Jam
20. Penetrate
Adjective
1. Ion
2. Neutrino
3. Space/time
3. Anti-matter
4. Anti-neutrino
5. Tachyon
6. Anti-tachyon
7. Dark Matter
8. Fundamental
9. Elemental
10. Atomic
11. Molecular
12. Gravitational
13. Electromagnetic
14. Temporal
15. Quantum
16. Positronic
17. Pandimensional
18. Interdimensional
19. Multiversal
20. Omniversal
Noun
1. Flow
2. Flux
3. Field
4. Singularity
5. Vortex
6. Matrix
7. Lattice
8. Nexus
9. Stream
10. Bombardment
11. Cluster
12. Sphere
13. Polarity
14. Vector
15. Frequency
16. Wavelength
17. Microsphere
18. Macrosphere
19. Nanosphere
20. Meta-vector
