Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The nihilist council of political agitators are trying to steal a/an/the alchemical breakthrough in order to dominate The Red Cross


A/An/The evil ring of vampires are trying to design a/an/the Enochian gadget in order to decimate The Big Rock Candy Mountain


A/An/The apocalyptic band of ghosts are trying to summon a/an/the elemental prison in order to revitalize Mars


A/An/The greedy coterie of sex fiends are trying to summon a/an/the unholy space station in order to pervert The Scientific Establisment


A/An/The violent sorority of drug addicts are trying to piece together a/an/the Babylonian supercomputer in order to destroy Wackenhut Securities


A/An/The wealthy fellowship of mad scientists are trying to reconstruct a/an/the solar-powered engine in order to dominate Dinosaur Island


A/An/The mystical gang of nutjobs are trying to summon a/an/the Orgone cyborg in order to defeat FEMA


A/An/The conspiratorial fraternity of preppers are trying to steal a/an/the Discordian oubliette in order to suppress The International Space Station


A/An/The corrupt cabal of covert agents are trying to summon a/an/the Goldbergian supercomputer in order to impress Vampire Hitler


A/An/The wealthy sorority of sado-masochists are trying to mentaly project a/an/the Discordian gun in order to pique the interest of The Knights of the Round Table





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