Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The profiteering brotherhood of drug addicts are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the cyclopean virtual reality device in order to pique the interest of John Malkovich


A/An/The annoying band of Scientologists are trying to buy a/an/the Zen time machine in order to blow up The Democratic Party


A/An/The wealthy clan of werewolves are trying to harness the power of a/an/the transcendental super weapon in order to embolden The Fraternal Order of Oswald Clones


A/An/The annoying council of Anarchists are trying to control a/an/the incorporeal engine in order to mobilize The Justified Ancients of Mummu


A/An/The demented army of alchemists are trying to locate a/an/the Atlantean generator in order to suppress The Platonic Ideal of Cheese


A/An/The ancient organization of shamans are trying to manufacture a/an/the psychadelic artificial intelligence in order to blackmail Zombie Hitler


A/An/The dogmatic union of furries are trying to reconstruct a/an/the antediluvian transformer in order to banish Dadaism


A/An/The fanatical fellowship of Baby Boomers are trying to locate a/an/the mind-control particle accelerator in order to motivate Dinosaur Island


A/An/The violent union of fairies are trying to discover a/an/the Zen virus in order to pique the interest of The Knights of the Round Table


A/An/The secretive faction of Millennials are trying to manufacture a/an/the thaumaturgic virtual reality in order to draw upon the power of Lady Gaga





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