A/An/The
honorable
cabal of
secret masters are trying to
control a/an/the
discordian
thingamajig in order to
make war against
Demonic Underpants
A/An/The
hidden
league of
rabble rousers are trying to
construct a/an/the
arcane
spaceship in order to
enslave
Satan
A/An/The
evil
sorority of
bankers are trying to
ressurrect a/an/the
Egyptian
engine in order to
beseige
Mecha Hitler
A/An/The
malevolent
faction of
monsters are trying to
dream a/an/the
ancient
mathematical formula in order to
sumon
The UN
A/An/The
nefarious
band of
extradimensional beings are trying to
reconstruct a/an/the
hermetic
death trap in order to
lay waste to
Apple
A/An/The
malevolent
conglomerate of
anti-vaxxers are trying to
ressurrect a/an/the
discordian
device in order to
impress
Bill Gates
A/An/The
treacherous
sisterhood of
monsters are trying to
reconstruct a/an/the
magical
supercomputer in order to
overpower
The Internet
A/An/The
malevolent
conglomerate of
shamans are trying to
build a/an/the
alien
pocket dimension in order to
blow up
The John Dillinger Died For You Society
A/An/The
secretive
confederation of
international criminals are trying to
control a/an/the
holy
particle accelerator in order to
suppress
The Knights of Columbus
A/An/The
underappreciated
organization of
circus folk are trying to
dream a/an/the
angelic
machine in order to
subjugate
Android Hitler