Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The wealthy confederation of hippies are trying to steal a/an/the meme in order to coerce Feminism

A/An/The fanatical union of priests are trying to piece together a/an/the heretical cookie recipe in order to impress Fox News

A/An/The deranged sisterhood of villains are trying to unearth a/an/the transcendental spaceship in order to dominate Santa Claus

A/An/The psychopathic coven of circus folk are trying to reconstruct a/an/the enigmatic machine in order to mobilize Citizens Against Drug Abuse

A/An/The powerful fellowship of nyphomaniacs are trying to buy a/an/the Norse engine in order to strengthen The Girl Scouts

A/An/The mystical circle of Satanists are trying to design a/an/the unholy warp drive in order to defeat Aum Shinrikyo

A/An/The treacherous sorority of fallen deities are trying to piece together a/an/the Delphic fortress in order to desecrate Avalon

A/An/The power-mad conglomerate of Anarchists are trying to discover a/an/the heretical satellite in order to convert Robo-Elvis

A/An/The visionary guild of assassins are trying to design a/an/the unearthly gadget in order to pique the interest of The Men In Mauve

A/An/The maniacal faction of eco-terrorists are trying to build a/an/the visionary ray in order to incite The Internet

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