Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The power-mad cabal of ghost hunters are trying to locate a/an/the bizarre creature in order to pervert The Priory of Sion


A/An/The unethical cult of chaos magicians are trying to buy a/an/the Discordian Fnord in order to annex The Dealey Lama


A/An/The mystical society of secret masters are trying to build a/an/the magical virtual reality device in order to draw upon the power of The John Dillinger Died For You Society


A/An/The alien clan of witches are trying to ressurrect a/an/the holy sex toy in order to resurrect The Red Cross


A/An/The insane affiliation of villains are trying to harness the power of a/an/the neural forcefield in order to suppress Skull Island


A/An/The top-secret organization of fratboys are trying to build a/an/the psychadelic mathematical formula in order to coerce Operation Jade Helm


A/An/The evil clan of Satanists are trying to ressurrect a/an/the Discordian monitor in order to pique the interest of Fairyland


A/An/The maniacal faction of Discordians are trying to piece together a/an/the omnipotent spell in order to exhort The League of Assassins


A/An/The occult union of ghost hunters are trying to control a/an/the Zen golem in order to exhort The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn


A/An/The corrupt organization of Elvis impersonators are trying to reconstruct a/an/the Goldbergian computer program in order to banish Demonic Underpants





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