Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The profiteering order of drug addicts are trying to mentaly project a/an/the apocryphal sex toy in order to pique the interest of Facebook


A/An/The freakish brotherhood of Millennials are trying to construct a/an/the ancient microchip in order to strengthen The Gnomes of Zurich


A/An/The nihilist confederation of conspirators are trying to build a/an/the unearthly warp drive in order to make war against ISIS


A/An/The hidden syndicate of aliens are trying to materialize a/an/the Norse spaceship in order to mobilize The Erisian Liberation Front


A/An/The visionary sisterhood of Discordians are trying to reconstruct a/an/the imaginary portal in order to destroy Bog Dylan


A/An/The underhanded sorority of anime fans are trying to unearth a/an/the unearthly transmogrifier in order to eradicate The International Monetary Fund


A/An/The corrupt fellowship of bikers are trying to build a/an/the all-powerful god in order to resurrect The Status Quo


A/An/The violent alliance of illuminated masters are trying to summon a/an/the vampiric device in order to resurrect The Christian Coalition


A/An/The deranged coterie of illuminated masters are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the unholy barrier in order to persecute Gruad Greyface


A/An/The malevolent council of Pastafarians are trying to mentaly project a/an/the dark matter sex toy in order to destroy Avalon





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