Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The mystical ring of illuminated masters are trying to unearth a/an/the scientificaly implausible generator in order to decimate Alpha Centauri


A/An/The annoying coterie of knights are trying to buy a/an/the Babylonian droid in order to enrage Space Hitler


A/An/The dedicated band of government agents are trying to control a/an/the world-ending device in order to resurrect The Priory of Sion


A/An/The conspiratorial brotherhood of Elvisomancers are trying to buy a/an/the astrological mathematical formula in order to pervert CERN


A/An/The unethical sorority of knights are trying to dominate a/an/the archaic android in order to immanetize Jay & Silent Bob


A/An/The raving guild of Libertarians are trying to locate a/an/the runic pocket dimension in order to blackmail The Men In Black


A/An/The conspiratorial conglomerate of apocalypse cultists are trying to steal a/an/the hermetic death ray in order to annex CERN


A/An/The evil society of pet psychics are trying to unearth a/an/the Atlantean domed pleasure palace in order to dominate China


A/An/The dogmatic order of bondage enthusiasts are trying to unearth a/an/the all-powerful time machine in order to provoke Robo-Elvis


A/An/The top-secret ring of nutjobs are trying to harness the power of a/an/the high-tech droid in order to eradicate The Status Quo





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