A/An/The
power-mad
cabal of
ghost hunters are trying to
locate a/an/the
bizarre
creature in order to
pervert
The Priory of Sion
A/An/The
unethical
cult of
chaos magicians are trying to
buy a/an/the
Discordian
Fnord in order to
annex
The Dealey Lama
A/An/The
mystical
society of
secret masters are trying to
build a/an/the
magical
virtual reality device in order to
draw upon the power of
The John Dillinger Died For You Society
A/An/The
alien
clan of
witches are trying to
ressurrect a/an/the
holy
sex toy in order to
resurrect
The Red Cross
A/An/The
insane
affiliation of
villains are trying to
harness the power of a/an/the
neural
forcefield in order to
suppress
Skull Island
A/An/The
top-secret
organization of
fratboys are trying to
build a/an/the
psychadelic
mathematical formula in order to
coerce
Operation Jade Helm
A/An/The
evil
clan of
Satanists are trying to
ressurrect a/an/the
Discordian
monitor in order to
pique the interest of
Fairyland
A/An/The
maniacal
faction of
Discordians are trying to
piece together
a/an/the
omnipotent
spell in order to
exhort
The League of Assassins
A/An/The
occult
union of
ghost hunters are trying to
control a/an/the
Zen
golem in order to
exhort
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
A/An/The
corrupt
organization of
Elvis impersonators are trying to
reconstruct a/an/the
Goldbergian
computer program in order to
banish
Demonic Underpants