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\nMajor
\n<\/strong>Physical Education
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\nExtracurricular Activities
\n<\/strong>Most of the jock’s extracurricular activities revolve around sports. Even when he’s not practicing, he spends most of his time with other members of his team. They drink together, watch professional sports together, pick on nerds together, and even shower together.
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\nThe Numbers
\n<\/strong>The jock need’s a high Body Number to excel at his sport of choice. Those who are particularly good often receive lots of positive reinforcement and ego placation, leading to an above average Nerve Number. Brain is the least important word for a jock.
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\nSuggested Jobs: <\/strong>Athlete, Baseball Player, Basketball Player, Center, First Baseman, Football Player, Goalie, Soccer Player, Offensive Lineman, Pitcher, Point Guard, Quarterback, Running Back, Shortstop, Swimmer, Track Star, Wide Receiver
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\nSuggested Gimmicks: <\/strong>Administrative Protection, Ain’t Got Time To Bleed, Big & Strong, Coach’s Favorite, Cheerleader Magnet, Fast as Lightning, Minions, Mr. Popularity, MVP, Tougher Than Leather, Wealthy Parents
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\nSuggested Weaknesses: <\/strong>Alcoholic, Anger Management Issues, Big & Dumb, Bully, Compulsive Gambler, Enemy Professor, Entitlement Issues, Hive Mind (The Team), Narcissism, Overconfident, Roid Rage, Sex Addict
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\nSuggested Skills: <\/strong>Athletics, Baseball, Basketball, Brawling, Flexing, Football, Gambling, Golf, Intimidation, Jumping, Running, Pick Up Chicks, Power Drinking, Slam Dunk, Soccer, Sports Trivia, Tackle, Tennis, Weight Lifting
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\nWWPHITM? <\/strong>Ben Affleck, Larry Bagby, Abraham Benrubi, Scott Caan, Johnny Depp, Teddy Dunn, Emillio Estevez, Chris Evans, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Hartley, Ryan Hansen, Eric Johnson, Jason Lee, Jason London, Matthew McConaughey, Eric Christian Olsen, Dennis Rodman, Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, James Van Der Beek, Vince Vaughn, Tom Welling, Thomas F. Wilson
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\nFrat Nickname: <\/strong>Hulk or Flash
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\nPrized Possession: <\/strong>Championship ball from high school.
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\nTransportation: <\/strong>Camaro<\/p>\n
Sample Character The jock is usually portrayed as a big, dumb, walking pile of testosterone. Although some jocks are capable of higher thought, these often disguise whatever mental abilities they have with over-the-top machismo and copious application of alcohol. The jock’s status on campus is directly related to his athletic ability, with star athletes receiving special…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4006,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1998,2061],"tags":[119,157,506,522,527,3190],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-archetype-of-the-week","category-other-hex-games","tag-archetypes","tag-fratboys-vs","tag-revenge-of-the-nerds","tag-jock","tag-ogre","tag-the-jock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1228,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/1228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![](\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/ogre.jpg\")
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\nFred “The Ogre” Palowakski<\/strong>
\nBody:<\/strong>13
\nBrain: <\/strong>8
\nNerve: <\/strong>14
\nJob: <\/strong>Football Player (14)
\nGimmick: <\/strong>Big & Strong (15)
\nWeakness: <\/strong>Anger Management Issues (15)
\nSkills: <\/strong>Brawling +3; Hulk Smash +2; Power Drinking +1
\nWWPHITM? <\/strong>Donald Gibb
\nDumb Fact: <\/strong>Likes candy.
\nTag Line: <\/strong>“NERDS!”
\nHP: <\/strong>18
\nYY: <\/strong>3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"