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In every con game, there’s at least one guy who wants to play the badass action hero who spouts one-liners and plays by his own rules. Sometimes there’s more than one. At some point, we were talking about this and decided we should run a game where everyone was the badass action hero who spouts one liners and plays by his own rules. To help make sure the characters fit the concept, I made up some tables that players could (or maybe would be required) to use during character creation. I found them the other day, so here they are.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n

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Job
\n1-2 Drifter (Biker, Truck Driver, etc)
\n3-4 Criminal (Bank Robber, Car Thief, Hitman, etc)
\n5-6 Soldier of Fortune
\n7-14 Cop On The Edge
\n15-16 Private Detective
\n17-18 Thug (Bodyguard, Mob Enforcer, Boxer, etc)
\n19-20 Federal Agent (usually FBI)<\/p>\n

Gimmick
\n1-2 Powerful Kung Fu
\n3-4 Tough As Nails
\n5-6 Hard To Kill
\n7-8 Use Anything As A Weapon
\n9-10 Bad Mother Fucker
\n11-12 Hard Boiled
\n13-14 Nerves of Steel
\n15-16 Duct Tape & Chicken Wire
\n17-18 Grizzled Veteran
\n19-20 Gun Fu<\/p>\n

Weakness
\n1 Code of Honor
\n2-3 Getting Too Old For This Shit
\n4-6 Wanted Dead Or Alive
\n7-8 Addiction
\n9-13 Wrong Place, Wrong Time
\n14-15 Enemy
\n16-17 Victim Of The Past
\n18-19 Longhair
\n20 Strange Vehicle Magnet<\/p>\n

Skills
\n1 Wilderness Survival
\n2-3 Sneak Around
\n4-5 Blow Shit Up
\n6-9 Shoot Up The Place
\n10-13 Beat The Hell Out Of People
\n14-15 Drive Like A Maniac
\n16-17 Find Stuff Out
\n18-19 Intimidation
\n20 Fix Stuff<\/p>\n

WWPHITM?
\n1. Danny Trejo
\n2. Vinnie Jones
\n3. Marc Singer
\n4. Kurt Russell
\n5. Arnold Schwartzeneggar
\n6. Rutger Hauer
\n7. Ving Rhames
\n8. Lance Henrickson
\n9. Chuck Norris
\n10. Bruce Willis
\n11. Samuel L. Jackson
\n12. Mickey Rourke
\n13. Clint Eastwood
\n14. Michael Madsen\/Tom Sizemore (Even They Can’t Tell The Difference)
\n15. Jason Statham
\n16. Sylvester Stallone
\n17. Mel Gibson
\n18. Carl Weaters
\n19. Chow Yun Fat
\n20. Bruce Campbell<\/p>\n

WWPHITM? B.A.D.A.S.S. Chicks Edition
\n1. Michelle Rodriguez
\n2. Uma Thurman
\n3. Pam Grier
\n4. Linda Hamilton
\n5. Charlize Theron
\n6. Gina Torres
\n7. Carrie Anne Moss
\n8. Jamie Lee Curtis
\n9. Milla Jovovich
\n10. Lucy Liu
\n11. Rose McGowan
\n12. Neve Campbell
\n13. Lori Petty
\n14. Juliette Lewis
\n15. Eliza Dushku
\n16. Sigourney Weaver
\n17. Angelina Jolie
\n18. Kate Beckinsale
\n19. Michelle Yeoh
\n20. Geena Davis<\/p>\n

Tag Line
\n1-2 “I work alone.”
\n3-4 “This means war.”
\n5-6 “Don’t fuck with me.”
\n7-8 “Mother Fucker!”
\n9-10 “I’m gonna kick your ass.”
\n11-12 “No more Mr. Nice Guy.”
\n13-14 “You just messed with the wrong guy.”
\n15-16 “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
\n17-18 “Now I’m pissed off.”
\n19-20 “I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.”<\/p>\n

Who Would Play The Theme Music?
\n1. Isaac Hayes
\n2. Rammstein
\n3. Motorhead
\n4. NWA
\n5. Megadeth
\n6. Type O Negative
\n7. Metallica
\n8. Black Sabbath\/Ozzy
\n9. Body Count
\n10. Henry Rollins
\n11. The Clash
\n12. Iron Maiden
\n13. Run DMC
\n14. Godsmack
\n15. Kid Rock
\n16. Guns N Roses
\n17. Gwar
\n18. Public Enemy
\n19. S.O.D.\/M.O.D.
\n20. Anthrax<\/p>\n

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