{"id":356,"date":"2013-03-05T21:33:46","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T21:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/whats-the-bad-guy-doing\/"},"modified":"2023-02-26T23:14:23","modified_gmt":"2023-02-26T23:14:23","slug":"whats-the-bad-guy-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/whats-the-bad-guy-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s The Bad Guy Planning?"},"content":{"rendered":"

No more random generators, this week, just a couple of good old-fashioned tables to help you figure out what your villain is up to.<\/p>\n

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The bad guy wants to…<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. pick up chicks<\/li>\n
  2. obtain vast magical power<\/li>\n
  3. destabilize the world economy<\/li>\n
  4. control the weather<\/li>\n
  5. commit genocide<\/li>\n
  6. control the drug supply<\/li>\n
  7. overthrow a country<\/li>\n
  8. steal something<\/li>\n
  9. become famous<\/li>\n
  10. get rich quick<\/li>\n
  11. get revenge on an enemy<\/li>\n
  12. rule the criminal underworld<\/li>\n
  13. exert political influence<\/li>\n
  14. become immortal<\/li>\n
  15. take over the world<\/li>\n
  16. show them all<\/li>\n
  17. summon an ancient elder god<\/li>\n
  18. bring someone back from the dead<\/li>\n
  19. reshape the world in his own image<\/li>\n
  20. destroy the world<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    with a scheme involving…<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Kevin Bacon<\/li>\n
    2. Atlantis<\/li>\n
    3. genetic engineering<\/li>\n
    4. undercover agents<\/li>\n
    5. a new designer drug<\/li>\n
    6. an ancient magical artifact<\/li>\n
    7. mind control<\/li>\n
    8. a doomsday device<\/li>\n
    9. blackmail<\/li>\n
    10. sabotage\/terrorism<\/li>\n
    11. an international incident<\/li>\n
    12. super science<\/li>\n
    13. cult activity<\/li>\n
    14. an ancient prophecy<\/li>\n
    15. cybernetic gorillas<\/li>\n
    16. alien technology<\/li>\n
    17. an ancient blasphemous tome<\/li>\n
    18. an army of monsters<\/li>\n
    19. the lost secrets of Leonardo DaVinci<\/li>\n
    20. a Tantric supercomputer<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      No more random generators, this week, just a couple of good old-fashioned tables to help you figure out what your villain is up to.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1996],"tags":[69,70,80,173,886,1295,1362,1481,1482,1483,1484,1485,1487,1520,2505],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumb-tables","tag-magic","tag-super-science","tag-villains","tag-hudson-hawk","tag-dumb-tables","tag-spear-of-destiny","tag-kevin-bacon","tag-doomsday","tag-cthulhu","tag-atlantis","tag-da-vinci","tag-gold-machine","tag-necronomicon","tag-adventure-ideas","tag-tantric-supercomputer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3045,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/3045"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}