{"id":345,"date":"2012-12-04T20:31:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T20:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/tuesday-table-monster-of-the-week\/"},"modified":"2024-01-26T16:47:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-26T22:47:18","slug":"tuesday-table-monster-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/tuesday-table-monster-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Table: Monster of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry about the skipped column last week&#8211;I did the National Novel Writing Month thing and was rushing to finish before the deadline. Since I&#8217;m still recovering, this week you&#8217;re getting a table of random monsters (most of which are conveniently described either in the <a href=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/tuesday-table-monster-of-the-week\/\">Monster of the Week<\/a> column, and which are individually linked for your convenience). Most of these monsters are written for use with M-Force but can easily be used for just about any other game you want to play (except maybe Kevin Bacon).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1><!--more--><\/h1>\n<h1>Table 1<\/h1>\n<p>1 &#8211; Not a monster, just some dude in a costume.<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/163-monster-of-the-week-the-ungnuzi\">Ungnuzi<\/a><\/p>\n<p>3 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/162-monster-of-the-week-the-minotaur\">Minotaur<\/a><\/p>\n<p>4 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/161-monster-of-the-week-the-slumbear\">Slumbear<\/a><\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/160-monster-of-the-week-the-rock-demon\">Rock Demon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>6 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/157-monster-of-the-week-the-crossroads-demon\">Crossroads Demon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>7 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/144-monster-of-the-week-the-banshee\">Banshee<\/a><\/p>\n<p>8 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/126-monster-of-the-week-the-grain-giant\">Grain Giant<\/a><\/p>\n<p>9 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/125-monster-of-the-week-the-ozark-howler\">Ozark Howler<\/a><\/p>\n<p>10 &#8211; Roll on other table<\/p>\n<p>11 &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/124-monster-of-the-week-the-snallygaster\"> Snallygaster<\/a><\/p>\n<p>12 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/122-monster-of-the-week-the-werewolf\">Werewolf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>13 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/120-monster-of-the-week-the-goatman\">Goatman<\/a><\/p>\n<p>14 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/119-monster-of-the-week-the-crocotta\">Crocotta<\/a><\/p>\n<p>15 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/117-monster-of-the-week-the-goblin\">Goblin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>16 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/116-monster-of-the-week-the-rougarou\">Rougarou<\/a><\/p>\n<p>17 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/110-monster-of-the-week-the-chudbeth\">Chud&#8217;beth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>18 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/109-monster-of-the-week-the-adlet\">Adlet<\/a><\/p>\n<p>19 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/108-monster-of-the-week-the-gumberoo\">Gumberoo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>20 &#8211; Roll twice<\/p>\n<h1>Table 2<\/h1>\n<p>1 &#8211; Not a monster, just some kids trying to summon demons.<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/monster-of-the-week\/107-monster-of-the-week-the-road-ghost\">Road Ghost<\/a><\/p>\n<p>3 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/105-monster-of-the-week-the-phantom-hitchhiker\">Phantom Hitchhiker<\/a><\/p>\n<p>4 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/102-monster-of-the-week-electric-linguine\">Electric Linguine<\/a><\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/101-monster-of-the-week-the-living-dead\">Living Dead<\/a><\/p>\n<p>6 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/98-monster-of-the-week-the-white-river-monster\">White River Monster<\/a><\/p>\n<p>7 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/96-monser-of-the-week-the-rakshasa\">Rakshasa<\/a><\/p>\n<p>8 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/95-monster-of-the-week-the-swamp-beast\">Swamp Beast<\/a><\/p>\n<p>9 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/92-monster-of-the-week-the-devil-monkey\">Devil Monkey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>10 &#8211; Roll on other table<\/p>\n<p>11 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/90-monster-of-the-week-the-hellhound\">Hellhound<\/a><\/p>\n<p>12 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/89-monster-of-the-week-the-ghoul\">Ghoul<\/a><\/p>\n<p>13 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/85-monster-of-the-week-the-wampus-cat\">Wampus Cat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>14 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/85-monster-of-the-week-the-wampus-cat\">Enfield Horror<\/a><\/p>\n<p>15 &#8211; <a href=\"monster-of-the-week\/82-monster-of-the-week-the-mongolian-death-worm\">Mongolian Death Worm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>16 &#8211; Demon Carrot of Utter Madness<\/p>\n<p>17 &#8211; Slug<\/p>\n<p>18 &#8211; Treeple<\/p>\n<p>19 &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.worldanvil.com\/w\/hex-ficton\/a\/kevin-bacon-person\">Kevin Bacon<\/a> (links to Hex Ficton World Anvil page)<\/p>\n<p>20 &#8211; Roll once on each table<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry about the skipped column last week&#8211;I did the National Novel Writing Month thing and was rushing to finish before the deadline. Since I&#8217;m still recovering, this week you&#8217;re getting a table of random monsters (most of which are conveniently described either in the Monster of the Week column, and which are individually linked for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3509,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1996],"tags":[153,186,224,884,886,1362,1363,1740,2544],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumb-tables","tag-m-force","tag-monsters","tag-living-dead","tag-demons","tag-dumb-tables","tag-kevin-bacon","tag-werewolves","tag-nanowrimo","tag-demon-carrot-of-utter-madness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3943,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions\/3943"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}