{"id":342,"date":"2012-11-07T01:07:32","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T01:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/apocalyptic-scenarios\/"},"modified":"2023-02-27T06:24:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T06:24:31","slug":"apocalyptic-scenarios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/apocalyptic-scenarios\/","title":{"rendered":"Apocalyptic Scenarios"},"content":{"rendered":"

For the last week, both parties have been telling you about the terrible, terrible things that will happen if the other party wins. In the spirit of our short-term electoral thinking, here are apocalyptic scenarios for your game.<\/p>\n

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  1. Ducks develop hyper-intelligence, take over world.<\/li>\n
  2. Jesus returns. And this time, he’s pissed.<\/li>\n
  3. Dinosaurs return, and they’re even more pissed than Jesus.<\/li>\n
  4. Jesus returns with an army of pissed-off dinosaurs.<\/li>\n
  5. Pole Shift<\/li>\n
  6. Mad scientists actually manages to take over the world.<\/li>\n
  7. Zombies!<\/li>\n
  8. Alien innvasion<\/li>\n
  9. Great flood<\/li>\n
  10. Nuclear winter<\/li>\n
  11. Society collapses<\/li>\n
  12. Monsters from another dimension invade earth<\/li>\n
  13. Apes rise<\/li>\n
  14. Armies from hollow worth take over the surface world<\/li>\n
  15. A super-wizard from beyond the stars enslaves earth<\/li>\n
  16. Earth’s most powerful super-heroes realize that serving mankind is stupid; set themselves up as evil overlords<\/li>\n
  17. Space and time collapse<\/li>\n
  18. Earth to be demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass; plans are on file<\/li>\n
  19. Book of Revelations comes true<\/li>\n
  20. Cthulhu rises<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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