{"id":338,"date":"2012-10-09T19:26:31","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T19:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/modern-magical-traditions\/"},"modified":"2023-02-27T23:08:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T23:08:50","slug":"modern-magical-traditions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/modern-magical-traditions\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Magical Traditions"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Since we just released Magic Rules!<\/a> (which you can download absolutely free), this week’s table is full of non-traditional magical traditions that you can use in your modern fantasy game. <\/p>\n

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  1. \"\"<\/a>Hipstermancy (magic based on being an insufferable jagoff)<\/li>\n
  2. Elvismancy (the pursuit of perfect peace and harmony through Elvisness)<\/li>\n
  3. Palahniukism (seeking mystical enlightenment by getting the shit beaten out of you (and beating the shit out of others))<\/li>\n
  4. Literamancy (magic based on characters, tropes, and situations from fiction)<\/li>\n
  5. Automancy (magic based on car culture)<\/li>\n
  6. Discordianism (the worship of Eris)<\/li>\n
  7. Gangamancy (weed-based magic)<\/li>\n
  8. Gonzomancy (chaos magic powered by subjective mystical associations based on personal history, political beliefs, pop culture trivia, and drug-induced hallucinations)<\/li>\n
  9. Guitar Wizardry (changing the world through the power of rock)<\/li>\n
  10. Jungian Magic (summoning archetypes to do your bidding, astral traveling through the collective unconscious, and creating your own synchronicities)<\/li>\n
  11. Urban Shamanism (calling upon the spirits of the city to do your magical bidding)<\/li>\n
  12. Ecomancy (magic for dirty hippie tree-huggers)<\/li>\n
  13. Webomancy (sending curses through email, casting spells via web browser, divination through CAPTCHA images, etc)<\/li>\n
  14. Cinemancy (creating (usually short, usually experimental) films that magically affect the audience)<\/li>\n
  15. Culiniurgy (food magic)<\/li>\n
  16. Jestomancy (magic based on jokes, gags, and pranks)<\/li>\n
  17. Pornomancy (Tantric magic for the modern exhibitionist)<\/li>\n
  18. Santamancy (magic that uses toys to focus spells)<\/li>\n
  19. Hobomancy (hobo magic)<\/li>\n
  20. Morrisonism (the mystical quest to be come a comic book super-hero)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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