{"id":335,"date":"2012-09-04T19:50:58","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T19:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/random-nic-cage-characters\/"},"modified":"2023-02-27T23:45:23","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T23:45:23","slug":"random-nic-cage-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/random-nic-cage-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Nic Cage Characters"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s an awkward situation and nobody likes to admit it, but sometimes when you’re making characters for a new game, you can’t help but thinking to yourself “this calls for Nic Cage.” The question then becomes “Which Nic Cage?” After all, Cage–like the universe itself–is infinite and ever-expanding. While we can’t help you determine whether your character will be the delightfully offbeat Cage from Raising Arizona<\/i> and Adaptation,<\/i> the over-the-top, trying-way-to-hard wannabe badass from Con Ai<\/i>r and Face\/Off<\/i>, or even the “Holy shit! When did this guy learn how to act?” Cage from movies like Leaving Las Vegas<\/i>, but we can give you some random tables designed to result in some Cage-o-licious character ideas.<\/p>\n

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Nic Cage is a(n)…<\/p>\n

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  1. Elvis Impersonator<\/li>\n
  2. Surfer Dude<\/li>\n
  3. Business Man<\/li>\n
  4. Writer<\/li>\n
  5. College Professor<\/li>\n
  6. Working Stiff<\/li>\n
  7. Soldier<\/li>\n
  8. Federal Agent<\/li>\n
  9. Crime Lord<\/li>\n
  10. Ex-Convict<\/li>\n
  11. Cop on the Edge<\/li>\n
  12. Small-Time Criminal<\/li>\n
  13. Con Artist<\/li>\n
  14. Hitman<\/li>\n
  15. Vigilante<\/li>\n
  16. Archaeological Adventurer<\/li>\n
  17. Conspiracy Theorist<\/li>\n
  18. Monster Hunter<\/li>\n
  19. Powerful Wizard<\/li>\n
  20. Supernatural Creature<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    With…<\/p>\n

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    1. Psychic powers<\/li>\n
    2. Amnesia<\/li>\n
    3. A briefcase full of cash<\/li>\n
    4. Stolen goods<\/li>\n
    5. A mission<\/li>\n
    6. A dark secret<\/li>\n
    7. A grudge<\/li>\n
    8. A price on his head<\/li>\n
    9. A gambling problem<\/li>\n
    10. A drug\/alcohol problem<\/li>\n
    11. Debts he can’t pay<\/li>\n
    12. Trouble at home<\/li>\n
    13. A big decision to make<\/li>\n
    14. A heart of gold<\/li>\n
    15. Enemies on his trail<\/li>\n
    16. A super-charged roadster<\/li>\n
    17. A big bag of guns<\/li>\n
    18. A treasure map<\/li>\n
    19. A body in the trunk<\/li>\n
    20. 36 hours to live<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      It’s an awkward situation and nobody likes to admit it, but sometimes when you’re making characters for a new game, you can’t help but thinking to yourself “this calls for Nic Cage.” The question then becomes “Which Nic Cage?” After all, Cage–like the universe itself–is infinite and ever-expanding. While we can’t help you determine whether…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1996],"tags":[886,1021,2632,2633,2634,2635,2636,2637],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumb-tables","tag-dumb-tables","tag-elvis","tag-nicholas-cage","tag-raising-arizona","tag-adaptation","tag-con-air","tag-face-off","tag-leaving-las-vegas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2997,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/2997"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}