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With Special Guest Table Co-Creators Brandon, James, Lindsay, and Richard. <\/p>\n

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  1. Weasel Stomping Day<\/li>\n
  2. Tater Day<\/li>\n
  3. Watermelon Day<\/li>\n
  4. The Annual Migration of the Swallows<\/li>\n
  5. Turkey Testicle Festival<\/li>\n
  6. George Washington Slept Here Day<\/li>\n
  7. New Mailbox Day<\/li>\n
  8. New Phone Book Day<\/li>\n
  9. Get Drunk Or Else Day<\/li>\n
  10. Arbitrary Vacation Day<\/li>\n
  11. St. Hubbins’ Day<\/li>\n
  12. Ride Your Bike To Church Day<\/li>\n
  13. Talk Like Jerry Reed Day<\/li>\n
  14. Chalk Art Festival<\/li>\n
  15. Bingo Day<\/li>\n
  16. Mulligan Stew Day<\/li>\n
  17. Bob Barker’s Celebrity Pet Fixing Day<\/li>\n
  18. Poke With A Stick Day<\/li>\n
  19. The Torch and Pitchfork Festival<\/li>\n
  20. Hippie Punchin’ Day<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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