{"id":328,"date":"2012-07-24T19:15:13","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T19:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/cops\/"},"modified":"2023-02-28T04:58:19","modified_gmt":"2023-02-28T04:58:19","slug":"cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/cops\/","title":{"rendered":"They’re Cops"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just roll on the tables to come up with the characters and plot of your own buddy cop one-shot.
\nThe Crime<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Terrorism<\/li>\n
  2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Corporate Espionage<\/li>\n
  3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Trafficking Stolen Goods<\/li>\n
  4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Drug Smuggling<\/li>\n
  5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Illegal Gambling<\/li>\n
  6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bank Robbery<\/li>\n
  7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Prostitution<\/li>\n
  8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gang Activity<\/li>\n
  9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Drug Dealing<\/li>\n
  10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Murder<\/li>\n
  11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kidnapping<\/li>\n
  12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Car Theft<\/li>\n
  13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Human Trafficking<\/li>\n
  14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Designer Drug Manufacturing<\/li>\n
  15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Counterfeiting<\/li>\n
  16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Protection Racket<\/li>\n
  17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 White Collar Crime<\/li>\n
  18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jewel Heist<\/li>\n
  19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Selling State Secrets<\/li>\n
  20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Assassination<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The Loose Cannon<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nathan Fillion<\/li>\n
    2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Will Smith<\/li>\n
    3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nicholas Cage<\/li>\n
    4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Samuel L. Jackson<\/li>\n
    5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vince Vaughn<\/li>\n
    6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Clive Owen<\/li>\n
    7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Owen Wilson<\/li>\n
    8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Robert Downey, Jr.<\/li>\n
    9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jason Statham<\/li>\n
    10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bradley Cooper<\/li>\n
    11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Angelina Jolie<\/li>\n
    12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dwayne \u201cThe Rock\u201d Johnson<\/li>\n
    13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Uma Thurman<\/li>\n
    14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 John Leguizamo<\/li>\n
    15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vinnie Jones<\/li>\n
    16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 David Boreanaz<\/li>\n
    17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Benicio Del Toro<\/li>\n
    18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean William Scott<\/li>\n
    19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Zoe Saldana<\/li>\n
    20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bruce Willis<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      The By-The-Book Cop<\/p>\n

        \n
      1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Stephen Colbert<\/li>\n
      2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Luke Wilson<\/li>\n
      3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Patrick Warburton<\/li>\n
      4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 David Arquette<\/li>\n
      5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amy Adams<\/li>\n
      6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 William H. Macy<\/li>\n
      7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 John Cusack<\/li>\n
      8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Val Kilmer<\/li>\n
      9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Janeane Garofalo<\/li>\n
      10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Steve Carell<\/li>\n
      11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mark Ruffalo<\/li>\n
      12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 LL Cool J<\/li>\n
      13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Josh Brolin<\/li>\n
      14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Enrico Colantoni<\/li>\n
      15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gina Torres<\/li>\n
      16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Paul Guilfoyle<\/li>\n
      17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mark Wahlberg<\/li>\n
      18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 John C. Reilly<\/li>\n
      19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kevin Bacon<\/li>\n
      20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Richard Belzer<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        The Rookie<\/p>\n

          \n
        1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Neil Patrick Harris<\/li>\n
        2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Casey Affleck<\/li>\n
        3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean Astin<\/li>\n
        4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Chris Evans<\/li>\n
        5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 John Cho<\/li>\n
        6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kal Penn<\/li>\n
        7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Charlie Day<\/li>\n
        8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jesse Eisenberg<\/li>\n
        9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Donald Glover<\/li>\n
        10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Emma Stone<\/li>\n
        11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 James Franco<\/li>\n
        12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Elijah Wood<\/li>\n
        13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kieran Caulkin<\/li>\n
        14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jason Segel<\/li>\n
        15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ellen Page<\/li>\n
        16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jennifer Lawrence<\/li>\n
        17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Andrew Garfield<\/li>\n
        18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nicholas Brendan<\/li>\n
        19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Daniel Radcliffe<\/li>\n
        20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Joseph Gordon-Levitt<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          The Grizzled Veteran\/The Chief<\/p>\n

            \n
          1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bill Murray<\/li>\n
          2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mel Gibson<\/li>\n
          3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Danny Glover<\/li>\n
          4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nick Nolte<\/li>\n
          5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Clint Eastwood<\/li>\n
          6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Frances McDormand<\/li>\n
          7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bruce Willis<\/li>\n
          8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Chow Yun Fat<\/li>\n
          9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Denzel Washington<\/li>\n
          10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kurt Russell<\/li>\n
          11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Eddie Murphy<\/li>\n
          12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean Penn<\/li>\n
          13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pam Grier<\/li>\n
          14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Robert DeNiro<\/li>\n
          15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Al Pacino<\/li>\n
          16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tommy Lee Jones<\/li>\n
          17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ray Liotta<\/li>\n
          18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Morgan Freeman<\/li>\n
          19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Robert Patrick<\/li>\n
          20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gary Oldman<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            The Squint<\/p>\n

              \n
            1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 John Hodgman<\/li>\n
            2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Emily Deschanel<\/li>\n
            3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rory Cochrane<\/li>\n
            4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 T.J. Thyne<\/li>\n
            5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gary Dourdan<\/li>\n
            6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Seth Green<\/li>\n
            7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 George Eads<\/li>\n
            8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jorja Fox<\/li>\n
            9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Marg Helgenberger<\/li>\n
            10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Zach Galifianakis<\/li>\n
            11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aldis Hodge<\/li>\n
            12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bill Hader<\/li>\n
            13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Stephen Root<\/li>\n
            14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tim Roth<\/li>\n
            15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Alyson Hannigan<\/li>\n
            16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Christopher Lloyd<\/li>\n
            17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Justin Long<\/li>\n
            18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Zooey Deschanel<\/li>\n
            19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amy Acker<\/li>\n
            20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 William Petersen<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              The Informant\/Witness<\/p>\n

                \n
              1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Danny Trejo<\/li>\n
              2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Snoop Dogg<\/li>\n
              3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Emile Hirsch<\/li>\n
              4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mike Epps<\/li>\n
              5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Danny Aiello<\/li>\n
              6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rosanna Arquette<\/li>\n
              7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Steve Buscemi<\/li>\n
              8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Juliette Lewis<\/li>\n
              9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Danny Devito<\/li>\n
              10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ray Liotta<\/li>\n
              11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jeremy Piven<\/li>\n
              12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 DJ Qualls<\/li>\n
              13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Johnny Knoxville<\/li>\n
              14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sarah Polley<\/li>\n
              15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sam Rockwell<\/li>\n
              16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Christina Ricci<\/li>\n
              17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Justin Timberlake<\/li>\n
              18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Giovanni Ribisi<\/li>\n
              19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ice Cube<\/li>\n
              20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Joe Pesci<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                The Bad Guy<\/p>\n

                  \n
                1. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Will Ferrell<\/li>\n
                2. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kevin Spacey<\/li>\n
                3. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Helena Bonham Carter<\/li>\n
                4. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tim Roth<\/li>\n
                5. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Alan Rickman<\/li>\n
                6. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rutger Hauer<\/li>\n
                7. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mickey Roarke<\/li>\n
                8. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gene Hackman<\/li>\n
                9. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Powers Booth<\/li>\n
                10. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Javier Bardem<\/li>\n
                11. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lucy Liu<\/li>\n
                12. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sam Rockwell<\/li>\n
                13. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gary Oldman<\/li>\n
                14. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Christopher Walken<\/li>\n
                15. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Johnny Depp<\/li>\n
                16. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Parker Posey<\/li>\n
                17. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bruce Campbell<\/li>\n
                18. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ian McShane<\/li>\n
                19. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 James Gandolfini<\/li>\n
                20. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 George Clooney<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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