{"id":316,"date":"2012-04-24T16:07:30","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/tuesday-table-whats-in-his-pocketses\/"},"modified":"2023-03-04T23:16:26","modified_gmt":"2023-03-04T23:16:26","slug":"tuesday-table-whats-in-his-pocketses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/tuesday-table-whats-in-his-pocketses\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Table: What’s In His Pocketses?"},"content":{"rendered":"

In most stories and movies, the heroes rarely go through the pockets of their fallen foes unless they’ve got good reason to do so–for example, if they need a weapon or ammo or they need the enemy’s key card to make their escape. Thanks to D&D, however, characters in RPGs regularly heroically search through the pockets of their enemies for no other reason than “they might have something cool.” On the bright side, at least the practice of rooting around in a defeated enemy’s intestines for gemstones hasn’t crossed over to other genres. When characters decide to desecrate the corpses of bad guys in a modern game, you can use this table.<\/p>\n

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  1. A Possible Clue<\/li>\n
  2. Pepper Spray<\/li>\n
  3. Safety Deposit Box Key<\/li>\n
  4. Prescription Drugs<\/li>\n
  5. Lighter<\/li>\n
  6. Cell Phone<\/li>\n
  7. Company ID Badge<\/li>\n
  8. Chap Stick<\/li>\n
  9. Chewing Gum<\/li>\n
  10. House or Office Key<\/li>\n
  11. 2d20 Dollars & 5d20 Cents<\/li>\n
  12. Car Keys<\/li>\n
  13. Gas or Food Receipt<\/li>\n
  14. Breath Mints<\/li>\n
  15. Pocket Knife<\/li>\n
  16. Illicit Drugs<\/li>\n
  17. MP3 Player<\/li>\n
  18. USB Drive<\/li>\n
  19. Gun<\/li>\n
  20. Something Incriminating<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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