{"id":250,"date":"2011-01-21T15:09:16","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T15:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/happilyeverafter-the-case-of-the-stolen-slipper\/"},"modified":"2023-03-04T16:55:57","modified_gmt":"2023-03-04T16:55:57","slug":"happilyeverafter-the-case-of-the-stolen-slipper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/happilyeverafter-the-case-of-the-stolen-slipper\/","title":{"rendered":"HappilyEverAfter: The Case of the Stolen Slipper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Here&#8217;s another Actual Play write-up from Woody at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastrpg.net\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">FAST<\/a>. This one tells the tale of Colin&#8217;s HappilyEverAfter game at Archon 2010.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">(As told by Ms. Muffet)<\/p>\n<p>It was just another day in HappilyEverAfter, the city that puts the \u201csin\u201d in fascination.\u00a0 You could survive if you knew how to play the game; the penalty for not following the rules could result in the kind of dirt nap you don\u2019t wake up from.\u00a0 I\u2019m Ms. Muffet, owner of Twisted Web, Inc., a small detective agency that has a reputation for getting results when you don\u2019t want the buttons involved.\u00a0 I retain a few unique freelancers to keep the overhead low; they work for cash under the table and I save a fist full of dough on health insurance.\u00a0 Like them, I am not without my own curious abilities that come in handy in my line of work.\u00a0 Several years ago when I was just a wee lass, a radioactive spider sat beside me and bit my hand.\u00a0 Too bad I deep-sixed it before I discovered I had gained wall-crawling and web-slinging powers.\u00a0 (The little buggers still give me the heebie-jeebies, though.)\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So anyway, I was in the middle of an important case of the mystery of the missing scotch bottle, when this classy skirt wandered into my office.\u00a0 And it wasn\u2019t just any dame, either, but Cinderella herself!\u00a0 You remember her, right?\u00a0 Got hitched to Prince Charming awhile back.\u00a0 It seemed her glass slippers were missing and she wanted them found fast and discreetly.\u00a0 Cinderella was in dutch and had a big social event coming up; she needed those slippers.\u00a0 Obviously, she said money was no object (my favorite kind of client) and I told her I\u2019d put my best gumshoes on it and I would oversee the investigation personally.\u00a0 Cinderella suspected Snow White, Charming\u2019s ex-wife.\u00a0 I had my doubts\u2026 too obvious\u2026 but we\u2019d keep her in the mix.\u00a0 I assembled the team:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Peter Pan- Juvenile Delinquent, the best hired muscle money could buy.\u00a0 He had high friends in low places.<\/li>\n<li>Malificent- Evil Queen, a little bitchy from time to time but her magic got the job done.<\/li>\n<li>Tortoise- Meat Shield, honestly, I don\u2019t know how he started working for me.\u00a0 I think he just showed up one day and I had him wax my crate.\u00a0 He was slow as Christmas but could take a lot of punishment.<\/li>\n<li>Big Bad Wolf- Tracker, his keen senses made finding those who don\u2019t want to be found easy.\u00a0 Worth his weight in Dog Chow.<\/li>\n<li>Capt. Hook- Vicious and has underworld connections.\u00a0 Originally, I was concerned having him and Pan together but nothing says let bygones be bygones like cold, hard cabbage.<\/li>\n<li>Goldilocks- Burglar\/Con Artist, she can get into hard to enter places.<\/li>\n<li>Cheshire Cat- Guide, his invisible surveillance has been a case-breaker many times.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I took Tortoise, Wolf and Goldilocks with me to the crime scene to investigate.\u00a0 We found the mansion well secured.\u00a0 On the release panel of the hidden slipper compartment, I used cigarette ash to dust for fingerprints (and found a woman-sized gloved hand).\u00a0 I noted that Charming had been sleeping in a separate bedroom.\u00a0\u00a0 Hmmm.\u00a0 Security cameras revealed a black blur outside and glass being broken.\u00a0 Whoever she was, she was a master thief and a quick one at that.\u00a0 I found a broken frame with a photo of Cinderella hugging Jack (a well-known ladies man and all around cad).\u00a0 The new question was \u201cWho was seeing Jack and is now jealous of Cinderella?\u201d\u00a0 We learned that for a long time Charming was very devoted to Cinderella while she was always running around on him.\u00a0 Since he was known for his own party lifestyle, we wondered what kind of powerful charm could have turned him into Mr. Fidelity?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Mal and Hook went to talk to Snow White\u2019s stepmother, the Evil Queen (How many \u201cevil queens\u201d are there around here?).\u00a0 They tried to use the Magic Mirror to find out about who took the slippers but the answer was magically shielded (very powerful barrier!).<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Pan and Cat contacted Peter\u2019s sources to see what the word on the street was.\u00a0 They found Bernie, the cobbler elf, had received a call on the horn from someone with a muffled female voice about fencing the slippers.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t want to get involved with such hot merchandise; no hockshop would.\u00a0 He also told Pan and Wolf the wearer of the slippers could make whoever they wanted fall in love with her.\u00a0 Pan traced the call from a phone booth on 22<sup>nd<\/sup> Street (bad part of town; lousy with greasers and grifters!); they go there and Wolf gets a woman\u2019s scent.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The team met to share information and plot our next move.\u00a0 Goldilocks remembered Jill used to be Jack\u2019s partner in crime.\u00a0 They were master thieves, although Jill was clearly the brains of the operation and had just shot up on our list to be Suspect Numero Uno!\u00a0 We also found out Jill was back in town, living in a dive near 22<sup>nd<\/sup> Street.\u00a0 Both Pan and Hook put the word out that they could move stolen merchandise; we were going to see if the elusive Jill would come to us and get caught in our web.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">While we were waiting, Malificent and Hook (I warned them not to share too much information) visited Cinderella\u2019s Fairy Godmother and ended up blabbing the whole story.\u00a0 They did learn that the Fairy Godmother couldn\u2019t pinpoint the location of the slippers but they were in the vicinity of 20<sup>th<\/sup> and 26<sup>th<\/sup> Streets.\u00a0 Also, she thought a thief with an invisibility cloak could hide the slippers.\u00a0 The slippers could be worn by someone else and have the same magical properties.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Meanwhile I had Cat tailing Cinderella and Wolf keeping an eye on Jack.\u00a0 As suspected, Cinderella, in disguise, went to Jack\u2019s place and they proceeded to do the horizontal mambo.\u00a0 What a little slut!\u00a0 Eavesdropping, we find out Jill had approached Jack earlier to try to charm him (but apparently, his over inflated ego wouldn\u2019t allow it).\u00a0 He really was a selfish little bastard.\u00a0 The skinny was after she failed to get Jack back, Jill was stuck with hot slippers and needed to unload them and get out of Dodge.\u00a0 We were hitting on all eight when she contacted Pan to exchange the footwear for a cool one and a half million clams.\u00a0 They arranged to meet at the Acme warehouse on 47<sup>th<\/sup>.\u00a0 Pan was to come alone but Goldilocks went along since she knew Jill.\u00a0 We had the joint covered from the outside; I crawled up to the ceiling and set a web trap.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Eventually, Jill with her invisibility cloak and glass slippers showed up and the deal with Pan went off without a hitch.\u00a0 When she turned to take a powder, I snagged her cloak with a web line.\u00a0 She panicked and whipped out a heater; the sister was ready to throw lead.\u00a0 As I lowered myself down to talk dame to dame and put her fears to rest.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t want to send her to the big house\u2026 I wanted to hire her!\u00a0 I told Jill a smart dish like her could do a lot better than to be stuck carrying a torch for a rotten egg like Jack.\u00a0 Jill said she didn\u2019t want to stay in town, to which I replied I wanted to open an office of Twisted Web, Inc., on the east coast and could use someone with her talents to head it up.\u00a0 Naturally, I returned her cloak and gave her my card; she said she\u2019d give me a call.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The next day, we met with Cinderella and returned her glass slippers, along with the bill, plus expenses.\u00a0 She wanted to know who the culprit was but I told her I promised the thief anonymity.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t think she\u2019d mind since she now had her slippers (and Prince Charming) back.\u00a0 After all, it was just the price of doing business in HappilyEverAfter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><b>Cast:<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">QAGS GM- Colin Thomas<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Ms. Muffet- Woody<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Peter Pan- Larry<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Malificent- Laurie<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Tortoise- James<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Big Bad Wolf- Jeffery<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Capt. 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