{"id":138,"date":"2010-04-08T02:51:28","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T02:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wednesday-wwphtim-tank-girl-reborn\/"},"modified":"2023-03-03T04:20:12","modified_gmt":"2023-03-03T04:20:12","slug":"wednesday-wwphtim-tank-girl-reborn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wednesday-wwphtim-tank-girl-reborn\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday WWPHITM? Tank Girl Reborn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since 4 out of every 5 movies these days is a remake or adaptation, I&#8217;ve got this fantasy that one day somebody in Hollywood will give Diablo Cody a bunch of money to make a new<i> Tank Girl<\/i> movie. Below are my picks for Team Tank.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-124 alignleft size-full wp-image-124\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/kristenbell.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b>Kristen Bell<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-125 alignright size-full wp-image-125\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/tank_girl.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Tank Girl<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This might seem like an odd choice, but if you mix and match some of <i>Veronica Mars<\/i>&#8216; crueler moments with her brief action hero scenes in <i>Forgetting Sarah Marshall<\/i> and her reefer slut bit in<i> Reefer Madness: The Musical<\/i>, it should start to make sense.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-126\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/MATTHEW-LILLARD.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Matthew Lillard<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-127 alignright size-full wp-image-127\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/booga.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Booga<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For a minute I was thinking Dax Sheppard (especially his <i>Idiocracy<\/i> character) as everyone&#8217;s favorite mutant kangaroo, but someone pointed out that in the comic Booga isn&#8217;t nearly as dumb as he was in the original movie. I think Lillard could pull off a smarter Booga who&#8217;s still thick-headed enought to serve as Tank Girl&#8217;s foil when necessary.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-128 alignleft size-full wp-image-128\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/allyson.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b>Alyson Hannigan<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-129 alignright size-full wp-image-129\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/jetgirl.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Jet Girl<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Good at playing the brainy type but also capable of being hilariously foul-mouthed and vile. Plus, everything&#8217;s better with Alyson Hannigan. (<b>Note: <\/b>Please keep in mind that Alyson&#8217;s participation does not guarantee that a movie will be good. <i>Date Movie<\/i> was fucking awful, but imagine how much worse it would have been without her.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-130 alignleft size-full wp-image-130\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/sarah_silverman.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b>Sarah Silverman<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-131 alignright size-full wp-image-131\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/barney.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Barney<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I don&#8217;t see how this one could possibly require an explanation.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-132 alignleft size-full wp-image-132\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/alilarter.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b>Ali Larter<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-133 alignright size-full wp-image-133\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/subgirl.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Sub Girl<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sub Girl: The Aquaman of our little band of post-apocalyptic anti-heroes. This role&#8217;s probably not much more than a cameo, so Ali Larter should work fine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-134 alignleft size-full wp-image-134\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/azuraskye.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><b>Azura Skye<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-135 alignright size-full wp-image-135\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/jackie.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"151\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Jackie<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Jackie is usually just one step up from an extra. Since Azura Skye (probably best known to DC readers as Cassie Newton on <i>Buffy<\/i>) shows up as an extra in lots of things, she seems like a pretty good choice to me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-136 alignleft size-full wp-image-136\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/pookums.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>and Introducing<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright size-full wp-image-137 alignright size-full wp-image-137\" src=\"https:\/\/deathcookie.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/campkoala.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Mr. Pookums<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>as<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>Camp Koala<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since 4 out of every 5 movies these days is a remake or adaptation, I&#8217;ve got this fantasy that one day somebody in Hollywood will give Diablo Cody a bunch of money to make a new Tank Girl movie. 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