Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The occult alliance of Pastafarians are trying to summon a/an/the supernatural droid in order to outrage Fan Fiction Web Sites

A/An/The power-mad army of warriors are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the immaculate energy source in order to control CERN

A/An/The demented affiliation of Amazons are trying to ressurrect a/an/the world-ending zeppelin in order to control Mecha Hitler

A/An/The occult gathering of international criminals are trying to design a/an/the immaculate automaton in order to sumon The Norns

A/An/The outlaw cartel of nutjobs are trying to unearth a/an/the apocryphal domed pleasure palace in order to dominate The Astral Plane

A/An/The deranged confederation of illuminated masters are trying to locate a/an/the scientificaly implausible mathematical formula in order to mobilize Fox News

A/An/The paranoid army of Millennials are trying to dream a/an/the unholy bomb in order to confound Citizens Against Drug Abuse

A/An/The fiery affiliation of werewolves are trying to control a/an/the tantric cookie recipe in order to persecute Operation Mindfuck

A/An/The dark coterie of furries are trying to discover a/an/the Discordian forcefield in order to infuriate Anarchists

A/An/The demented coven of Juggalos are trying to steal a/an/the time machine in order to suppress CERN

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