Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The mystical band of pornographers are trying to materialize a/an/the Enochian servant in order to infuriate The Pentagon

A/An/The annoying clan of oddballs are trying to discover a/an/the paranormal space station in order to hijack The Platonic Ideal of Cheese

A/An/The insane gathering of hippies are trying to locate a/an/the mind-control bomb in order to exhort Pepsico

A/An/The freakish band of cheerleaders are trying to ressurrect a/an/the demonic pocket dimension in order to decimate Fox News

A/An/The apocalyptic confederation of magicians are trying to summon a/an/the Goldbergian replicator in order to provoke Android Hitler

A/An/The greedy league of vampires are trying to mentaly project a/an/the spiritual device in order to pervert Lady Gaga

A/An/The treacherous ring of Buffy fans are trying to piece together a/an/the neural contraption in order to pervert Skull Island

A/An/The occult circle of philosophers are trying to steal a/an/the ghostly supercomputer in order to eradicate Bill Gates

A/An/The outlaw faction of teenagers are trying to harness the power of a/an/the psychic bomb in order to liberate Corporate America

A/An/The powerful affiliation of Juggalos are trying to summon a/an/the antediluvian replicator in order to decimate The NSA

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