Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The hidden coterie of Hobomancers are trying to reconstruct a/an/the celestial particle accelerator in order to liberate Vampire Slash

A/An/The power-mad conglomerate of terrorists are trying to steal a/an/the Discordian unified theory in order to revitalize The Media

A/An/The hidden coven of knights are trying to dominate a/an/the galactic breakthrough in order to confound The Jack T. Chick Fan Club

A/An/The unknowable cult of sado-masochists are trying to dream a/an/the unfathomable gun in order to destroy Des Moines

A/An/The top-secret gang of plutocrats are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the Babylonian gun in order to control The John Dillinger Died For You Society

A/An/The Hell-bent council of chaos magicians are trying to dream a/an/the elemental spaceship in order to immanetize Zombie Jesus

A/An/The chaotic ring of terrorists are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the all-powerful space station in order to hijack Gruad Greyface

A/An/The underappreciated coven of agents provacateur are trying to control a/an/the unearthly rocket in order to eradicate Anarchists

A/An/The underhanded society of nyphomaniacs are trying to locate a/an/the angelic virus in order to resurrect The Songlines

A/An/The annoying affiliation of environmentalists are trying to manufacture a/an/the angelic death ray in order to eradicate The Elder Gods

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