Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The paranoid coterie of extradimensional beings are trying to design a/an/the ectoplasmic transmogrifier in order to incite The President

A/An/The raving cult of human/alien hybrids are trying to unearth a/an/the omnipotent missile in order to draw upon the power of Pepsico

A/An/The malevolent faction of Surrealists are trying to ressurrect a/an/the psychic breakthrough in order to make war against Merlin

A/An/The unholy guild of jet-setters are trying to discover a/an/the demonic transformer in order to beseige The Human Genome Project

A/An/The outlaw society of assassins are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the hermetic replicator in order to control Satan

A/An/The corrupt confederation of nyphomaniacs are trying to dominate a/an/the Zen engine in order to hijack Bigfoot

A/An/The honorable sisterhood of warriors are trying to piece together a/an/the thaumaturgic zeppelin in order to eliminate Apple

A/An/The shady coterie of vampires are trying to manufacture a/an/the extraterrestrial breakthrough in order to subjugate Anonymous

A/An/The underhanded order of terrorists are trying to ressurrect a/an/the symbolic warp drive in order to sumon Michael Bay

A/An/The wealthy gathering of preppers are trying to locate a/an/the primordial meme in order to incite Jay & Silent Bob

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